Jason.
Likes: Sports (tennis, soccer, football), the NY Giants and Yankees, Music, Funny things, Reddit, derping, herping, stuff and things, Hither, Thither...
Dislikes: Hipster blogs, yon, shaving, sad.
19, from NJ, and a Proud Northeastern Husky

 

I’m going to become a turtle…

turtles don’t have to worry about finding girlfriends and figuring out who likes you and who doesn’t and whether or not the person you like likes you back and all that stuff.  turtles are just chill.  they don’t rush anywhere and are just like, “hey, want some lettuce?  it’s tasty and healthy man.  no?  that’s cool too bro.  later.”  yeah, i wanna be a turtle.  that would be so much easier  :)