Jason.
Likes: Sports (tennis, soccer, football), the NY Giants and Yankees, Music, Funny things, Reddit, derping, herping, stuff and things, Hither, Thither...
Dislikes: Hipster blogs, yon, shaving, sad.
19, from NJ, and a Proud Northeastern Husky

 

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I know I haven’t made a text post in a while, and since then I’ve learned how to do “Read More,” so for kittens and funny gifs and such, please feel free to ignore this post!

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2 Things:

1) I just returned a punt for the game-winning touchdown in Madden 2013.  If any of you don’t know, that is about as difficult as punching a bear in the nards and then outrunning it as it chases you down in all its fury.  I kid you not.  This has never happened.  It’s been a good day.

2) Where da fuck did this thunderstorm come from!?  Like, holy hell, nature!  calm yo thundertits!

That is all…

Oh Shit…

I got a 60/140 on my micro final…  Welp…  I’m fucked…

Family crisis…  And of course, I’m the one who is supposed to have the answers…  I can’t handle family stress on top of finals stress, on top of flying home stress…  and co-op stress…  like, it’s completely ludicrous, what they called me about…

Family crisis…  And of course, I’m the one who is supposed to have the answers…  I can’t handle family stress on top of finals stress, on top of flying home stress…  and co-op stress…  like, it’s completely ludicrous, what they called me about…

My Life…

I just…

I can’t…

I mean, like, really…

Seriously, can it just…

GAH!

Traditional Thanksgiving Post

First off: I’m typing from my phone, layed up in bed sick to my stomach and with a blaring headache, so apologies. However, onwards we move…
This year, I again would like to say how thankful I am for a few things:
-My friends. Although I hate picking favorites, Vienna and Angelo are in a different class this year. But all of my friends are special and dear to me, and I love them all.
-My family. Thanks for dealing with me when I was a total dickish teenage boy, blinded by a false sense of independence. I love you guys.
-My health. Hey, I’m not dead, right?
-My girlfriend. Who’s in Germany right now! Jerk :P
And lastly,
-A soft bed, and homecooked meals. God I missed those things.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, I hope you all had a good one. And for those of you who aren’t American, Happy Thursday :)

I DID Feel That!

Boston Globe Reporting we just had a 4.5 tremor!!  W00T!!

Never have I ever...

vienna-v:

Never have I ever…

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.


Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on.

Life

  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal.
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something.
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever been abused physically.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone. 
  • Never have I ever failed a course.
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school.

(Source: seriously-idgaf)

Please Stand By…

Jason is having/about to experience technical difficulties with life…  Please Stand By…