Wasting Time Together

IMMA COME AT THIS PAPER LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!  This is gonna be the best effing paper in the fucking world!  And I don’t know why I used effing in the first part of the sentence, then said fucking anyways in the second part.  My brain is going a million miles a minute.  It’s a miracle I can understand what I’m writing…  By the end of this, my sentences will be so complex and convoluted that I won’t even understand what I’m saying, thus allowing the professor to interpret it however she likes…  Win…  Kbai